(via jifs)
I’m just as much of a romantic as the next girl. But if I’m dating/sleeping with a guy and he shows up on my door step with anal beads and a fleshlight, I’m gonna ask a couple of questions.
Like what’s up with the fleshlight?
”| — | Chelsea Handler |
Why are wedges so much more awesome than fries?
Well the rain exploded with a mighty crash
As we fell into the sun
And the first one said to the second one there
I hope you’re having fun
Band on the run.
